Gene Autry's Cowboy Code, circa 1940

@xvarnah then I better start counting my blessings
@metalman ah fuck u right

Ahem

are you smol?

No. But I am short.

Shorter than me?

99% sure I'm shorter than you if you're an adult man.

Are you shorter than 5'6 though

Yes.

Are you a cowboy?

Perhaps

Yee?

that rule shouldn't exist though, be very rare two people fight that are exactly the same. If you stick to the rule, the smaller man wins as the bigger man can't hit him.

The cowboy rules never said nothing about roundhouse kicks to the face