Spit shine your life

This was educational and slightly wild

I'm going to go look at bacon and get high.

*drinks saliva*

Sooo chewing gum should do the trick

I'mma lick myself like I'm a giant stamp or a cat and see if it helps ease the pain of existence.

Serious question: Is this why we instinctively try to suck on certain body parts when they get hurt?

how to make myself salivate heavily