I’m standing in Walmart and I honestly don’t know what to do here. What if it works

Like living next to a KFC in the middle of summer, without the ability to get an order.

I’m standing in Walmart and I honestly don’t know what to do here. What if it works so well that I try to eat the fire?
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Don't. My brother had one of these burning at Thanksgiving, and the smell is absolutely disgusting