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If you stub your toe and it hurts, don’t

You don't have to WIN if you make sure your war crimes are so horrific they've likely never been done before, and record your crimes in a scientific fashion as you commit them. That way you can claim they have medical value after the fact and get away with everything

The US can't be judged in international courts since it doesn't take part in the ICC, which studies all cases of war crimes