You might be Canadian

Lol that somehow reminds me of the video where the girl tells her brother
"I'm a lesbian" and he looks at her all puzzled and goes "I thought you were american"

The funny thing is "Lesbian" is in fact a demonym. Anyone born on Lesbos is a Lesbian. So yes, there are technically male Lesbians.

Yes

My second guess was you chewing on it

*slowly retreats with paint stuck to mouth*

Hockey pucks

HA!
*calls my parents*
Mom, Dad, this may shock you but I might be... Canadian.

^ that girl, she might be Canadian