I hate my parents

We need to add something else to the pit. Like flip phones and super slow Internet. Then again they don't even deserve that

Super slow Internet my ass. Let them use dial-up

Perfect. That's what I meant but I couldn't remember what it was called

-Internet five!-

How about more fire and we'll add animals that eat people

Yeah, like velociraptors.

All of this escalated way too quickly

Piranhas!

Yea, we need piratefish too, and maybe some crab spiders, or whatever they are called.

GUys but then the pit would basically be a well. I say we start construction on the new deluxe pit (with a drainage system so we can flood it if we want to throw sea beasts in) and when the new pits done we fill the old one with cement.

But how do you expect them to climb? Wouldn't falling kill them instantly? I mean come on! It's full of Legos and Nokia phones and creepy ass spiders and a whole bunch of other shit! Who would actually survive that? Lets not worry about their escape because they will be dead by the time they hit the bottom