He's everywhere

Quick! throw the onion ring into the fires of Mount vat of grease! So it can be destroyed in the same place it was cooked!

Dat ass

Your dad loved that.

Wtf is that XD

Someone please explain...?

its the eye of sauron!

Cheesecake factory

I made the comment that sauron was watching us, I had to explain it to my family.

At first I thought it was a penis going into a vag, but then I realized that it was HIM!

One does not simply walk into the Cheesecake Factory.