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carbonatedwaffles
· 5 years ago
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
The government strikes again
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acegalaxi
· 5 years ago
“Watering plastic plants in the hope that they’ll grow”
mastapasta
· 4 years ago
im a bit late, but you guys do know you're not supposed to water aloes, dont you?
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nordoki
· 5 years ago
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catfluff
· 5 years ago
Well, yes, that's how evaporation works.
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xvarnah
· 5 years ago
What they don't tell you is that evaporation is all a hoax created by the government who have secretly been sending agents into your house to remove water and leave a damp residue on the walls while you sleep
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karlboll
· 5 years ago
Yeah, but do you know why they do it? The chemical industry doesn't want you to know there are almost no plants left except for agriculture. Secret government agents use drone super-robots to, not just remove the "water" but, change the plastic replicas so they appear to grow. Over fertilisation in the fifties led to domestic plants overgrowing and completely eradicating everything else, even alges are just green dye injected by submarines.
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xvarnah
· 5 years ago
The foliage is a lie. They're operatives planted by the government
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karlboll
· 5 years ago
Shut up, they're not supposed to know that!
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carbonatedwaffles
· 5 years ago
@nordoki how did you get your comment to do that? Did it evaporate?
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