A big toothbrush

Yes

No more having to brush only a couple of teeth at a time! Now you can brush them all at once! Just squirt toothpaste in your mouth, shove in the TeethBrusher and spin it between your two hands. People leave them next to their toilets so they can do to things at once, think of the time savings!

who gets to use their iphone headset at work? o.O

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