Dude looks like a lady

girls with flat chest: am i a joke to you?

Soft squishy butts?*
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Seriously though, guys have some pretty awesome shit going for them. What's this upper body strength thing I've heard so much about?

I'd like to know that too :(

It's pretty rad

Strength and stamina are an advantage to guys
In fact, I nearly have the perfect combination
Upper body strength
Boobs (pecs)
And a nice bum
It's good being a man