Broken? No. He's a man with a plan

I mean, is he wrong?

I had to save a rabbit last night because my cat chased it into my pool after it ripped the rabbit's tail off. The only reason the rabbit is alive was because I was having a stogie on my patio while it happened and I saw.
I hope to see a tail-less rabbit in the future.

Extra funny because Wrestlemania was on a few hours ago