Toys r us

He's the one!

I can't believe I read the whole thing

WTF

I didn't know things could escalate that quickly.

I think my favorite part was the testicle on the little girls forehead being called the choosen one. Just imagine what that felt/looked like...

Story of my life...

I enjoyed this story.

dafcuk did i read???

I'm guessing its a guy telling the story

Severed testicle

Oh dear God... @deadryu, when my little nine-year-old brother read your comment he started laughing. But I'm not going to show him the post, because he'll just be thinking, "What the hell is with this website and why is she on it?"

I thought for sure the girl would respond with "I'm a belieber/directioner" to one-up the guy.

Wonder what the little girl did with his dick......

I can never go back to the way I was before T-T..

"You've got a friend in me..?"

I love how it starts with "I sometimes" as if this is an activity he engages in frequently.

Marry him.