@Grimreaper So I looked up Homer‘s quotes, and here are a few:
“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”
“I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.”
“I hope I didn’t brain my damage.”
“Marge, I can’t wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I’m not popular enough to be different.”
“I’m really glad you corrected me, Lisa. People are always really glad when they’re corrected.”
“It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
“I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!”
“All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
“Don’t let Krusty’s death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.”
“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”
“I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.”
“I hope I didn’t brain my damage.”
“Marge, I can’t wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I’m not popular enough to be different.”
“I’m really glad you corrected me, Lisa. People are always really glad when they’re corrected.”
“It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
“I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!”
“All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
“Don’t let Krusty’s death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.”