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5 years ago by dash224 · 555 Likes · 6 comments · Fresh

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annieuhuh · 5 years ago · FIRST

Or when you get up after an evening spent drinking on the sofa

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guest · 5 years ago

I blacked my eye falling in the bathtub off the toilet once.

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Oh god that would've hurt

guest · 5 years ago

I waited until the next day to go to the ER and the doctors were like sure... Made my bf leave the room and were like what really happened? Like why would I make up such an embarrassing lie??

parisqeen · 5 years ago

Hahaha, that's really sweet of them though to check if maybe he punched you or something but yeah, a pretty elaborate lie if that was the case

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mialinay · 5 years ago

"I'M FINE I'M NOT DRUNK"
*sits down on toilet*
*toilet starts spinning*
*bathroom stall teleports into another dimension*
*butt is glued to the toilet seat*
"Okay yes, I might be a bit tipsy"

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