Yes, she's called Tigris. (if that doesn't work with the other words, she also has surnames, amongst which Kiwi and -this one's pretty ridiculous- Tigrette Vinaigrette).
My naem's Tigris
I swish my tail
I liek the milk
(But not with snails)
'
The Hoomans give
Me foods to munch
But not enough--
Need second lunch!
'
They keep the noms
Up too high
I can't quite reach
But I can try!
'
So when the hoomans
Turn their backs
I climbs the fridge
I gets a snacc
'
My paw is long
But jar is deep
I stretch it out
It just might reach!
'
My naem's Tigris
This is my tale
I got my snack!
(Without the snails)
Wow god this turned out great!! Too bad my mom doesn't understand English nor memes, otherwise she would have loved it too!
(I like how you used the snails too, nice touch!)
The funny thing is, I didn't realize you can't possibly know that, but you describe her personality damn well. She used to eat my cat's food as a second lunch (but we raised her well, she stopped quickly) ans she actually waited for us to be out of the kitchen to do her little tricks -that was the 1st time I saw her and she stayed frozen before realizing I was cool with it. And the four lines about the paw also fit her damn well, because she had to try really hard.
So yep it's really personalized!
Because I'm French of course! We consume snails in any form!
Haha just kidding, don't worry, it's not coffee, it's milk chocolate, in the shape of a snail that for some reason is traditional in France around Christmas.
I swish my tail
I liek the milk
(But not with snails)
'
The Hoomans give
Me foods to munch
But not enough--
Need second lunch!
'
They keep the noms
Up too high
I can't quite reach
But I can try!
'
So when the hoomans
Turn their backs
I climbs the fridge
I gets a snacc
'
My paw is long
But jar is deep
I stretch it out
It just might reach!
'
My naem's Tigris
This is my tale
I got my snack!
(Without the snails)
(I like how you used the snails too, nice touch!)
So yep it's really personalized!
It's beautiful :, )
Haha just kidding, don't worry, it's not coffee, it's milk chocolate, in the shape of a snail that for some reason is traditional in France around Christmas.