Uhh...

I don’t even have a card

Like, not even a birthday card? You're such a bad sugar daddy.

Sugar, you have never met this daddy or seen what he can do. ;)

Well if you don't have money, you're just a daddy with no sugar :D
Damn when I make you angry, you'd be a salty daddy lol

The joke is on you, Daddy loves salty stuff. Duh.

Also, you could be my sugar.

Gross. Get a room

Look guys! The Rich bitch is talking! XD

Could you get us a Netflix subscription, @imrichbitch?

Wanna be my sugar mommy @imrichbitch?

Lol guess we triggered her into downvoting. Sorry rich bitch! You don't have to share your fortune with us, we were just kidding.

Poor lady. But it was fun, right?

Apparently not :D

Ahh. Them downvotes.