If someone was willing to give me millions of dollars to slap a duck, I absolutely would do so.
I don't condone animal abuse, and generally I think it's wrong to slap a duck. However, if someone has the kind of money to pay people exorbitantly for minor animal abuse, I definitely feel that it would be remiss not to take some of that wealth off their hands. Not only is that enough money to be comfortable my entire life, it's enough to do that for myself and help many people who need it.
So even though I think its wrong to slap a duck, I still feel morally justified in doing so for millions of dollars
(not sure what that last bit means... Am I turning purple because of my hatred against ducks? Are you the FBI guy in my computer, spying me through the webcam?)
Yeah but I thought it was a play on words, based on said username, like saying Green Lantern "wow you're green with jealousy". I'm not used to getting simple compliments based on my purpleness :D
absolutely would slap him, cash out, then apologise to him profusely and proceed to share exploits 60:40 since he was the one getting slapped. cue to us walking happily into the sunset, rich. as. fuckkkk.
I don't condone animal abuse, and generally I think it's wrong to slap a duck. However, if someone has the kind of money to pay people exorbitantly for minor animal abuse, I definitely feel that it would be remiss not to take some of that wealth off their hands. Not only is that enough money to be comfortable my entire life, it's enough to do that for myself and help many people who need it.
So even though I think its wrong to slap a duck, I still feel morally justified in doing so for millions of dollars
You've got some real gusto, good on you!