Got this on sale for next Halloween!

I'll be your daddy

Do you have grey hair and tell dad jokes?

Is that your version of perfect daddy? Your wish is my command if it gets you to call me daddy

Your sentence has many meanings

Only one meaning for this conversation actually lol

My idea on ‘daddy‘ is a father

Welp

What?

In this day and age, theres 2 meanings to the term daddy and I wasn't referring to it as a father lol

Figured lol

Tisk tisk

Uh huh

Booooo, I'll just shut up now

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