Kids definitely not part of metaphor

6 years ago by hyperion · 524 Likes · 8 comments · Fresh

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pokethebear · 6 years ago · FIRST

*Unless you’re R Kelley

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xvarnah · 6 years ago

I think y'all think women spend more time thinking about your pee than they actually do

aviva · 6 years ago

There may actually be a few that do

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smithy1footy · 6 years ago

Mine makes a humming noise, is that normal?

rosalinas · 6 years ago

Tell me when you find the answer

smithy1footy · 6 years ago

Turns out there’s a small pump between the balls and penis which switches on every time you pee. Mine just needed a tune up.

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jasonmon · 6 years ago

Hm..I think you need to get yourself checked out, brother

deleted · 6 years ago

If your pee comes out like a lawn sprinkler, you should see a doctor.

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