I painted my fan today!

Even better than Pizza?

Maybe

:0

;D

I‘ll just share this box of pizza with jason then

Jason?

Yup @jasonmon

:O not that hoe!

Well, you chose that fan over Pizza

*steals the pizza and the fan*

NOT MY PIZZA! You can call me names and keep your weird fan, Ew, but no one chooses pizza over a paint job. *snatches pizza away and prances back to @aviva*

*snatches pizza away once again and swallows it whole*

Jokes on you @dr_richard_ew . I covered it entirely with hot sauce and Jalapeños before you snatched it back

Welp, it's a good thing you have that fan to cool things down, doc

It may not be very helpful

I loooove spicy food
*starts to physically melt*
Spicy food doesnt love me but at least I'll die happy

Want some ice cream?

Sure

It‘s toothpaste-flavored

YUM

The cone is specially made with rat poison

I never eat the cone anyway

So you‘d happily eat the toothpaste-flavoured ice cream?

Probably

Well, you have to replace my Pizza

*makes a new pizza*
Here ya go

What toppings does it have?

PINEAPPLE

Mmm, my favorite. I'd love some pineapple pizza with a little toothpaste ice cream for dessert. This is all working out great.

Yay, but you‘ll have to eat a slice so we know it isn‘t poisoned, dr
Jason, it depends if dr is willing to share

I made it for you

Aww, thanks. That‘s very kind of you. It looks...‘suspicious,‘ you should eat a slice first, dr

*eat a a slice*
Mmmm mmmm mmmm

What could go wrong?? *eats a giant slice* PINEAPPLE PERFECTION

Tastes like what momma used to make

Great. You both have had enough. Gimme my pizza! *takes pizza*

*hands it to you*

I would bake you a cake, but I don‘t want to overfeed you. @jasonmon Do you want cake?

If I have room after the toothpaste ice cream, I'd love a slice. What's your best cake flavor?

Red velvet

I like cake

What type, dr?