I eat criticism for breakfast

Well since you put it that way, No!

I'm in all of those groups - try to pry the memes about them out of my cold dead hands.

I am okay with all of that, except for the part where avocado was not spelled correctly.

Nope

Im fine with all this and i know there are a lot more things people make a big deal about. Its the fact that people that do these things have to shove it in everyones faces 24/7... nobody cares if u do it but stop shitting on everyone who doesn't. Everyone cares way to much about things and makes a huge deal about nothing. I think the worst one is vegans! that great if ur a vegan but we dont need to hear about it every 5 seconds or be criticized for eating meat either >.<

Negative boyo

What about my joy from criticizing all of the above. How dare you shame me and my fellow critics. I bet you love Statler and Waldorf.

I literally had a Christmas party yesterday night