Some girl texted me earlier drunk, so I got drunk so it was fair. And now I'm trying not to flirt because we aren't like that anymore, but it's really hard rn.
She called me a housewife and is trying to make me make her toast. This can only be resolved with another shot. (I got this really nice tequila/rum/lquor mix which is excellecnt.
Lol okay, careful with that nuclear shot. Side note for sober-sir_spiderman: sprite is the best thing for hangovers. Start with that and work up to a greasy burger tomorrow :)
To sum it up: I had 7 shots, was told I was a housewife, was told to make her toast, was reminded she was out of my league to which I responded that it was because I'm in a league of my own, and then I got sad as the drunkness wore off and started researching various suicide methods again.
I have Scottish and Irish blood which gives me immunity from hangovers as well as nice and pale skin.
Also, it was amazing. The mix was just right, tasted sweet, and went down so smooth. I'm sad that I don't have much left.
I've got Irish and Native American blood which means I can drink well enough but the hangover is gonna be awful and I'll have an extreme craving for fry bread the day after
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· 6 years ago
I'm 1/2 Puerto Rican, 1/4th Russian Jew, 1/4 Israeli Jew. Basically, I have great food, great alcohol, and great dance moves... but the entire world wants to kill me. All in all not a bad trade.
@sir_spiderman Nice work on the "league of your own" comment. It sounds like, and I'm saying this as someone who likes you and wants the best for you okay?, that she enjoys your company but isn't in to you for anything more than buddies. It also sounds like you're letting her play too big a role in your life. Whenever someone makes you feel bad enough about yourself to research suicide, even if they're amazing, you need to buck up and realize the mix of the two of you is straight toxic, and it's time to find ways to phase it out. This is coming from painful experience and years of my life lost on the wrong situations. Hang in there, friend!
@jasonmon, Oh I know. We're just friends and I don't really want to be more than that. As for being too big a role in my life, that was the first time I had talked to her in nearly four months, so I don't think that's an issue.
We are both too broken of people to ever really get along in anything but a superficial way. We used to talk a lot, but I feel that was mostly because our conversations held enough sexual tension or something to serve as stress relief in a way. I'm well aware a relationship between us is impossible for multiple reasons that I realized after only two weeks of talking to each other. I wouldn't call it toxic as much as... someone getting the bad hand. In all likelihood, I would revert to being plastic and ignoring all my problems in favor of helping with hers which has never served me well.
I have Scottish and Irish blood which gives me immunity from hangovers as well as nice and pale skin.
Also, it was amazing. The mix was just right, tasted sweet, and went down so smooth. I'm sad that I don't have much left.
We are both too broken of people to ever really get along in anything but a superficial way. We used to talk a lot, but I feel that was mostly because our conversations held enough sexual tension or something to serve as stress relief in a way. I'm well aware a relationship between us is impossible for multiple reasons that I realized after only two weeks of talking to each other. I wouldn't call it toxic as much as... someone getting the bad hand. In all likelihood, I would revert to being plastic and ignoring all my problems in favor of helping with hers which has never served me well.