Door pants

Aka sweatpants

Ooooh, door shirt... now these are ideas

Yessss! I can tell you’re going places. Figuratively speaking.

Avtually I already have them set out most days. Or a skirt, works even quicker.

Or you could just use a house robe, it'd be easier to throw on in a hurry.

It's easy, firefighters do it all the time. We even have our boots in them and suspenders so after eating a huge meal there's no need to worry about our pants not fitting or falling down!

Hell, in my house I may as well just have a whole door ensemble. I never wear clothes around the house.

fuckin' genius!