Fun in funeral

but what happens if someone else does that too, eh?

Well, logically if you knew someone else were likely to do this-like you'd told the whole world the idea, wouldn't you expect that and wait longer to see the first person do it? Of course.... logically, if I did have some sinister plan... why would I tell it to everyone...? Unless.... that was part of said sinister plan?

Well it is a funeral after all. Just stuff two bodies in the coffin.