Hardest decision ever!!!!

Samuel L Jackson. My life calls for a lot more "motherfuckers" than either of those two fellows can muster.

I need Robert Lee from Mythbusters, with plenty of, “remember, don’t try this at home”

Freeman

The one who narrates hunter x hunter battle against chimera ants

i want to hear Morgan Freeman say "here she goes, making another dumbass choice just to cry about later. what an extraordinary bitch"

Freeman but using a British accent.

Werner Herzog. Hear his voice as the story begins:
"Masturbation, a sin upon humanity, but here we see it approached with unrepentant zeal endlessly. Then- death. This is the worth of one life."

Why not both?

What about James earl Jones?!