Iguanas swim underwater

You gonna need a tail boyo.

I have a tail

30 minutes is not forever. :P

It is when one you’re trying to get one out of your pool and it just won’t come up for air

That sounds bad, but also comedic at the same time.

They’re great swimmers, can hold their breath forever, and fight to the death (at least the death of the pool skimmer you’re using to scoop them out)