Ta-da!

put him on a sports team!!! he'll never miss a catch!

I can also do that

O.O

"Honey, because our child was born on Silent Hill, we may need an exorcist for this one...."

We need Holy Water, a Bible, and a priest

Burn the witch!

Holy shit.

That's not how the trick was supposed to go....

i can do this. i don't know if i have some kind of abnormality but whenever i feel my collateral ligaments, it feels as though the ligaments are balls/spheres that causes my fingers to bend when i stretch my hands and the only thing that limits the bending is the skin that can be only stretched at some limit .. do you guys know what's it called?

*pride* I can do that!!! Add it to my list of useless party tricks

I can do that