I slept my sibling ;)

You did what to your sibling!?

Yes, but I’m sure he would understand once I told him I got paid two hundred dollars and I would split it with him

I would Uppercut my siblings for a quarter of a quarter of that

I'd slap mine for calling me.

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I'd slap mine for a high five and a snickers bar.

1.5 million? No.
However, if you make that 10 million, I would. That way I can spilt it with my sister.

My sister would beat my ass if I didn't slap her for an easy 1.5mil