Adapt improvise overcome?

alcohol. Potential gf's are everywhere.

Dude... I thought shopping with my mom was slow, then I shopped with my grandma. My grandma has to literally watch where she places every footstep as to not fall over... and her footsteps are about a foot and a half apart. It's like everything she does is in slow motion... plus she has dementia so a shopping list becomes meaningless because 30 seconds after she picks up something she forgets if it's in the cart or not. I'm convinced that if she were left to her own devices in a Wal-Mart she'd somehow starve to death before completing the list.

RIP. Well we can give her a pass as she has dementia. But Moms, they are perfectly fine and still take the time of the World to shop. That also results in unnecessary shopping.

90% of women in general do that though. The last time I browsed in a store, I was 12 in a card shop looking at pokemon cards lol.

I go into a slow shopping mood when I am not feeling good. But only for the Food Section. I go shopping food products when I am upset. Shit helps.

I just randomly pick doors and then pick stuff while shopping for frozen foods unless I'm looking for something particular. Everything else is on a list.