Do You know you're old when !

*muttering to self*
Blasted kids and their Kardashians

STITCHES
YALL NEED TO WATCH STITCHES

If I'm not laughing at a horror movie, it's not a good one.

Chernobyl Diaries made me this way when I was in my teens. Everyone made dumb decisions at every turn so by the end I was glad everyone died. Like yeah, you had it coming.

"Well if a bunch of damn kids broke into my house while I was woodworking I'd kill them with a chainsaw too!" -Some old guy probably