Try this challenge

That'll work

I'll go with the jiggle jugs. How often do they need to be jiggled?

Always

Once on the first, twice on the second and so on.

I feel like this is going to hurt after a while

Nah. You can spread them over the day.

Your boobs are gonna fair a lot better than our dicks did.

Also I jiggle them daily anyway. Never calm the tits.

Don't you mean calm the lovely tits?

I didn't wanna summon the dead :D
I know this would be kinda offending to you

It doesn't offend me, might offend my sister though

Who's your sister? Sleep? Thought I heard sleep is death's little sister.

The Pleasant Sower. Honestly her name needs work.

It drops deep as it does in my breath
I never sleep, ‘cause sleep is the cousin of death
Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined
I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind

Whatever the name of the challenge is, they better figure it out before New year's day

“They” I think @alekazam has already decided. Go forth and make it a thing.

You'll have my upvote @alekazam

You know, what’s the point of a challenge if no one does it?

Why though? I'd totally do it. We just need a post about it.

I've only known one guy do the no nut November

Then you know one guy who lied too you.