I couldn't agree more

The U.S. has different teams for different regions.

The neckbeards would dominate the "mother's basement"

Umm... We have MARCOS and Paramilitary unit. Which is pretty Badass too.

Russia's gonna win because they're gonna end up throwing the balls with their bare hands or shooting them from their mouths.

The wonders of steroids

When I was a kid, we had a paintball war once. It got intense because we had a small section of woods with tons of trees and cover. Halfway through the fight, we ran out of CO2, so we would take the paintballs and bite a very small hole into the ball that we would then squeeze paint out of with a range of maybe 5-10 feet or so. The remains of that war were scarred onto the trees for years.

Yeah and if the terrain is snowy, good lucking taking on the russkis.

We've got men training in every environment, I doubt Alaska is much different from Russia, in regards to tactics and terrain.

Well you remember last 2 times what happened to people who thought taking Russians in snow would be a good idea.

It was the country, the terrain, not the people. They just took advantage of the opportunity.

it's a joke -_- wth funsub