Giggity doggity

My dog pushes me off the bed, so i’d have to disagree

"Mayo Study"

Im gonna have to wait for the mustard study to come out before I make any decisions

I don't care how rested I feel, I'm not fucking my dog.

If you're a woman (88% of participants), middle aged (average age was 44), and one dog slept in the room but not on the bed.

This study showed that sleeping with your dog in the room helped participants sleep, but it showedhaving your dog sleep in the same bed as you actually hinders your sleep.