Splish splash

Do y’all not know how to wash spoons? Angle the spoon away from you, fucktards.

I seriously don’t get how there are people who can’t angle a spoon away from them

How to wash the dishes: fill sink with hot water, fill in detergent and mix, then put in dishes. Most items don't need rinsing anyway, cutlery, forks and spoons definitely don't. If you still feel the need to rinse, do it with little water pressure. How hard is that?

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This happens almost every time I do dishes. I'll be listening to music, jammin' out and half zoned out, next thing I know there's water splashing all over me and every time I think "goddamn it, you f*ing idiot" Or there will be a spoon laying in the sink and I turn the water on it goes everywhere