I like chocolate

Vegans still can eat chocolate.

But like, sad chocolate. For sad people. With no milk

On the right hand corner of the third floor

On earth.

Under the old oak tree at 9 Chalmers Place 9302

Yes, this was where I went to school. And yes, there is an oak tree

Because you can only like once.

True but you can "like" both

Technically, everyone. As it's entirely depending on which law you approach with.

Speeding, jaywalking, failure to come to a complete stop, arson, drinking coffee while driving, flying a drone over 200’ high, standing in a fire lane, public urination, are probably some of the common ones.

You fiend