No readie

Boats would be Floaty-Movies.

Defibrillators aren't used to restart a stopped heart

Toilets would be shitty-sitties

dildos would be willie-dillies.

Darwin Award winners would be silly-killies

- A puzzle would be a lotsie thoughtsie
- A roller coaster would be a tallie fallie
- camera stabilization would be readie steadie

Pregnancy test - Maybe Babies
Flash light - Lightie Brighties
Spoon - Soupie Scoopies

Brooms: sweepy cleanies

Shelves could be bookie-nookies.

Scissors would be cutty rippies
Pens would be scribby scrawlies
Watches would be timey tellers

Books would be flippy-readies
Guns would be shooty-killies

water= lify dwinky

Glasses: sightie righties.
Belay lines: fallie stallies.

Fun fact! Walkie-talkies are short for walking and talking