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· 7 years ago
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Ellen is awesome!
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chilledtothebone
· 7 years ago
Ellen is my favorite lesbian.
celticrose
· 7 years ago
Im pretty sure Ellen is my favorite human. Can she be president now.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
I'd prefer Oprah and Ellen as Vice President
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celticrose
· 7 years ago
Not a fan of Oprah. She got too full of hersrlf.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
But at least she knows what it's like to struggle, what life is actually like for real people and can relate to them (unlike the current POTUS).
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celticrose
· 7 years ago
Unlike just about every politician we have ir have had in the last 50 years.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
Yep.
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ewqua
· 7 years ago
Dick jokes aside, is that lettuce under the pineapple? That looks horrendous. If you wanna make a fruit salad, make a goddamn fruit salad! This looks like it tastes like disappointment.
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guest
· 7 years ago
She says it looks like a dick and she tried dick before but didn't like it and now she likes pussy.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
Wow. Way to kill the joke.
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