Freaks

Now that is just a sin

You're just not from the planet Earth if you put mustard on your Top-Parts.

That.... actually sounds pretty interesting. I'll have to buy some Pop-Tarts. I mean, mustard-based barbecue sauce works.

https://me.me/i/im-calling-the-cops-14313827

go fuck yourself Illinois.

As someone currently living in Illinois, I'm taking this as a sign I need to fucking move