This is FRIENDZONE

Is this the one where the husband just eats a raw potato when things get steamy?

Abstinence 'til childbirth

Why milk the bull when you’re legally entitled to half of his assets?

It's not necessarily friendzone, I had a crush on an asexual guy for a while and I wasn't into it for the sex

Lotsa aces get married

This isn’t that surprising

Actually this is kinda romantic, because they can be sure that they really love each other for their personality and don't confuse love with sexual attraction. It wouldn't work for me, but if it works for them - who are we to judge?

Sound like a standard married couple to me

Sounds like some form of abuse... by which party I'm not sure.

Asexual...