"Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids. November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when his cape snagged on a missile fin!"
At least these are NICE uniforms. US schools are like "Here's some khaki shorts that don't look good on anybody, and everybody has to wear a yellow shirt. Also, the shirt has to be tucked in and you need a belt. And knee-high socks. Fuck you."
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