That can last 3 days!

And buckled them up - safety first!

There's a reason why you work at Burger King no longer, with that attitude.

Why not take the burgers?

yeah, but they are burger king nuggets.... should have stolen napkins, at least get your money's worth.

Look who's never getting a job again.

Luckily, no managers or hiring personnel are on social media to see that you steal from your (former) employer.