Got owned!

Wait there's a post???

Wait, there's a website?

Wait there's a platform that connects billions of users worldwide?

Wait, there's a world?

Wait there's a vast unending matrix that we haven't fully discovered yet but somehow are a tiny fleck that is the fabric of it and this tiny fleck is contemplating its existence and it's platform that connects it imaginarily and users are questioning the existence of their own creation and inventions for a glitch in a picture?

Wait, there's a vast unending matrix that might not even be real, but a figment of our very small, very minuscule, lives that will probably have no meaning in the end when a giant black hole consumes our tiny bit of reality that we find a sense of comfort in because that's truly the only thing we know is even slightly true, but might as well just be us as floating specks of dust in a vacuum cleaner because nobody is even sure of our existence, which once again, might not even be real because "humans" have very imaginative cognitive systems that can create the best and worst of ideas, meaning that everything might as well be a lie, and that in the end, creating as much incredible and groundbreaking things that we have was probably pointless because we're all just gonna end up six feet under one day, so why vaccinate, so why, create, so why not kill yourself before reality sets in that in the end, nothing matters, and that I should've turned this whole rant or whatever into a pun?

Shit you won lol

I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, my aunt Kendra, and my brother for this
I'd also like to thank the academy for giving me such an opportunity
I'd also like to give shoutouts to @badwifi and @wifisucks for hating, because haters make you greaters
*dabs off stage left*

Sorry you had to read that last part

No that was brilliant never apologize lol

Ayy I have an aunt Kendra, she's a bitch tho

My aunt Kendra is great
Her husband, Bob is really somethin too