How about you?

I act like nothing happened and scream internally

I yell Balls!

Once i banged my toe in the bottom of my fridge, my fridge has this metallic piece of shit underneath it and it's kinda sharp. I was walking to the kitchen, no lights on so it's fucking dark and i accidentally hit my toe hard af, i grew a pair and walked out of the kitchen just to look at the injury in my room and i was fucking bleeding with a part of my skin cutted and almost hanging, i would have freaked out if the light was on

My trigger is when some fuckhole drives dangerously. Then I shout every racist, crass, and hateful thing I can think of. My friends are startled every time I do this because I'm generally the best behaved of them but if there were any non-friend in the car, they'd have to kill me to maintain face.