How to impress a woman/man

7 years ago by greenmile · 413 Likes · 7 comments · Trending

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deleted · 7 years ago · FIRST

I mean, both of those choices sound great

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klymaxx · 7 years ago

Don't buy gifts to impress her

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smitty · 7 years ago

Be smart, have common interests, arrive naked, bring whiskey.

There. Fixed.

deleted · 7 years ago

Or absinthe if you wanna get freaky

smitty · 7 years ago

Yeeesss. I have some Grand Absinthe, the spoon and sugar cubes as well.
I haven't had any since Christmas, so there's plenty left.

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matthewg · 7 years ago

How to impress a Me: Don't take relationship advice from the internet.

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mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago

I think in the right circumstances the second one could work for either. The first one is mostly bullshit, tho sorry!