Happened to me, What do I do now?

"Wait, you do want to party?" - Sex Drive

Exactly!

replace "flirts" with "talks" and you've got me

http://pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw8212-Bend_Over.gif

People actually flirt back?

What I'm thinking: Wow... A beautiful, intelligent, funny lady is actually into me
What I do: http://img.pandawhale.com/post-60462-President-Dave-Chappelle-knock-nBve.gif

Flirt back again
Get married
Dont have kid
Die