Octopuses are dank smart. They can get out of bottles. Can you?

the problem i could see is gripping the lid from inside

Push and twist

aww, so like the one from finding dory

One purportedly escaped by undoing the nuts of the bolts that keep it's tank sealed.

Octopodes*

And your point is? he was talking about something that is related as an example of their intelligence

Yes, I am!
Thank you, dear!

But kraken are squid and not octopi. Squid don't have as many tentacle suckers

Kraken, do you identify as a squid or a octopus? Or perhaps, a squid or a kid?

Haven't decided yet, maybe both. If there are tentacles, I can relate

In fact, it's octopodes. Octopuses is also acceptable but octopi is just wrong, because the word comes from Greek, not Latin.

All three are correct, according to merriam-webster. Octopus is a word in the english language, therefore the english rules can apply, so octopuses is correct. Octopi and octopodes are also fine, but there is no reason to say that it cannot be octopuses

Indeed, but octopi is only "correct" aka acceptable because so many people say it, not knowing it's actually wrong. At least according to oxforddictionaries.com.
Besides, and this is only a slight remark, in my personal experience, people who use octopi do it to sound smart. Which is ironic considering octopi, albeit acceptable, is technically the least correct one out of the three.