Wasn't trying to sound mean or anything but if I'm going to Hell for also liking females then DAMMIT I want some good entertainment and witty conversation!
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There was no mean in that statement, you are totally right
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Oh good. Thanks, Satan ^_^ who else would you want there?
Maybe cause there's no proof it actually exists you fucking McNugget. I could say you're taking unicorns or fairies or dragons too lightly, and it still wouldn't be a valid statement.
I haven't seen the episode yet but apparently it appeared in the first episode of the third season of Rick and Morty and everybody wants to try it now. Me too, I guess, but just out of curiosity. I'm also gonna go watch the episode asap.
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I've never seen Rick and Morty. I will once my Netflix has been paid.
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You guys do know they're talking about hell? The second death? A blazing furnace where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth? Fiery lake of burning sulfur?
"But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.”
Revelation 21:8
I know you guys don't like to talk about religion on this website and not all of you believe in God but I want to remind you that he is real. You can't just ignore him and asume that heaven and hell isn't real. Just because there is no proof doesn't mean that He is not there. But the good news is that Jesus forgives!
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life"
John 3:16
Nigga,citing bible verses won't work on me. I don't believe in that. The last time I believed that shit,I hated my life and frequently contemplated suicide. Ever since I gave up religion,my life has been better,and I've been able to grow,and change,and adapt a bit better. I'm still fixing myself after what religion did to me,and that won't change any time soon. So,I appreciate the concern,but kindly get bent.
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I'm sorry for what you had to go through, and I'm glad you are doing better now. I just hope that maybe someday you will reconsider. A lot of people return to God. Just know that he will always be there to forgive should you need him. We are his children after all :)
Look,I'll respect your beliefs,but please respect mine. I doubt that I'll return to religion,but why should it matter either way? Isn't it more important to worry about who someone is as a person,rather than what they believe? (Unless of course they're being violent in the name of their beliefs or lack thereof)
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You're right, who a person is inside is more important than what they believe, but even if you are the nicest most caring person in the whole world, it still won't save you. The bible says "do not be wise in your own eyes". I do respect your decision though.
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Yeah well we're going to have an awesome party, Joan Rivers will be there, and Mozart will be playing for us and Princess Diana will be serving drinks. You're not invited.
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Byse, wtf is wrong with your inability to put a space after a comma
@funnypuppy for the record, quoting bible verses about why we'll all go to hell? not cool! you must be soooooo much fun at parties (SARCASM) but then i doubt you'd get invited to many parties
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The only reason I quote bible verses is so that people can know my source. I use the bible as reference, and by the way you're right, I don't go to parties but only because I'm an introvert and prefer to stay home.
I have a nice quote for you too, and you should obey it otherwise the Dementors will get you. “We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.” – Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
See? I even cited the source!
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Why are people trying to ruin this for us? We're just having a good laugh, some banter then you've got this guest and Jesus McGee here getting all serious and being a killjoy. Boo. Drown you in downvotes. Just because you're a Christian doesn't mean you need to be such a buzz kill. I'm a Christian, I believe in both Heaven and Hell but that doesn't mean I can't take the piss out of it. If you can't have a laugh then you're on the wrong site.
And FYI, Hell is not mentioned in the Old Testament or the Hebrew Bible and is barely found in the New Testament. Even then, it says that the payment for sins is NOT going to Hell but is everlasting death.
John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
Basically, if you don't believe in Jesus and redeem your sin's unto him, you'll not go to Heaven. You'll just die. No spirit life. Just. Nothingness.
Know your Bible before you quote it mofo.
Actually Jesus christ did speak of hell:
Matthew 13:41-42, 49-50 “The Son of Man will send his angels, and they will gather out of his kingdom all causes of sin and all law-breakers, and throw them into the fiery furnace. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. So it will be at the end of the age. The angels will come out and separate the evil from the righteous and throw them into the fiery furnace. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”
The only reason I started talking about religion is because I want to remind people that hell IS real. And trust me, I'm trying not to be a buzzkill.
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Exactly as I said dummy. It's only barely spoken of in the NEW Testament. Not at all in the OLD Testament & Hebrew Bible, of which it's called Sheol meaning "Grave". It's real TO YOU. TO YOU! You ARE being a buzz kill, Killjoy Lockheart. And just in case you DIDN'T realise, the Bible is full of hypocrisy and continually contradicts itself. And I say that as a Christian.
Read it for yourself:
http://www.thehypertexts.com/How%20many%20tines%20is%20hell%20mentioned%20in%20the%20Bible.htm http://biblelight.net/hell.htm
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it IS spoken of though, by none other than Jesus Christ who is the son of GOD. its not just real to me, its real PERIOD. even if you don't believe it, it will still be real.
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STFU and go bother people who give a shit please. It's people like you who are the reason why others dislike religion. I'm a Christian and you don't see me bothering other people with my religion because:
1) it's irritating.
2) no one cares, especially on here.
3) it makes you look like the Mayor of Douchetown.
4) it drives people away, not closer.
You get cool awesome Christians who love EVERYONE, don't push their religion onto others and are nice...then you get Christians like YOU who bash others for not having the same beliefs/are different/gay/etc, try to shout their beliefs into others and bomb abortion clinics. You, my dear, are the WORST type of Christian: The Hypocrite.
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i'm not bashing anyone, if you feel offended because i said hell is real, then that's your problem. i do love everyone, and I'm not pushing my religion on other people. all i said was that hell is real and Jesus forgives. you are free to believe whatever you want.
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You can't say something is real as if it's a FACT when there's no proof. You can however say that YOU believe it's real.
I can state that Mermaids, Sasquatch, faeries and goblins are real, but that doesn't make it so just because I BELIEVE they do. Any way, what are you doing on here? Aren't you missing out an anti abortion rally outside your local planned parenthood facility?
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why do you assume that all christians are hateful people that are condemning others for their sins? I am a sinner too and not all christians are the same. as I said before, you are free to believe in whatever you want, I BELIEVE hell is real, happy now?
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Bro, chill. You really want to argue about shit like this on this website? You're not gonna win, so chill
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Thank you for the clarification. I am happy now.
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i actually don't want to argue about this on a website, I come to this website to laugh and stuff. I just feel like I have to defend my opinion because what kind of person would I be if I commented on a post, got bashed for what I commented and then didn't respond back? I want people to know why I'm commenting, but you're right. this is not the place to argue about religion. I'm sorry if I offended anyone :-/
I'm gonna start using that
Revelation 21:8
I know you guys don't like to talk about religion on this website and not all of you believe in God but I want to remind you that he is real. You can't just ignore him and asume that heaven and hell isn't real. Just because there is no proof doesn't mean that He is not there. But the good news is that Jesus forgives!
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life"
John 3:16
See? I even cited the source!
And FYI, Hell is not mentioned in the Old Testament or the Hebrew Bible and is barely found in the New Testament. Even then, it says that the payment for sins is NOT going to Hell but is everlasting death.
John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
Basically, if you don't believe in Jesus and redeem your sin's unto him, you'll not go to Heaven. You'll just die. No spirit life. Just. Nothingness.
Know your Bible before you quote it mofo.
Matthew 13:41-42, 49-50 “The Son of Man will send his angels, and they will gather out of his kingdom all causes of sin and all law-breakers, and throw them into the fiery furnace. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. So it will be at the end of the age. The angels will come out and separate the evil from the righteous and throw them into the fiery furnace. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”
The only reason I started talking about religion is because I want to remind people that hell IS real. And trust me, I'm trying not to be a buzzkill.
Read it for yourself:
http://www.thehypertexts.com/How%20many%20tines%20is%20hell%20mentioned%20in%20the%20Bible.htm
http://biblelight.net/hell.htm
1) it's irritating.
2) no one cares, especially on here.
3) it makes you look like the Mayor of Douchetown.
4) it drives people away, not closer.
You get cool awesome Christians who love EVERYONE, don't push their religion onto others and are nice...then you get Christians like YOU who bash others for not having the same beliefs/are different/gay/etc, try to shout their beliefs into others and bomb abortion clinics. You, my dear, are the WORST type of Christian: The Hypocrite.
I can state that Mermaids, Sasquatch, faeries and goblins are real, but that doesn't make it so just because I BELIEVE they do. Any way, what are you doing on here? Aren't you missing out an anti abortion rally outside your local planned parenthood facility?