Reason to wear good shoes

Can confirm my mum chose to marry my dad coz his shoes were amazing

Wear shitty shoes and surprise everyone with your class.

Thats because we made society this way

My shoes have the American flag on them

I think we could draw more conclusions about people who draw conclusions about people based on their shoes, but that's none of my business. *Kermit Tea*

Boots

Not taking life advice from internet memes is more important than you think.