How to write in Chinese

I feel bad for the ramen.

they used actual chinese in the last pic so its fake but i get the point (saw this years ago)

Dear lord, thank you for the noodles. Ramen.

That's a waste of ramen noodles! lol

What a waste of good noodles

真是的！

Such a waste of ramen

I'm eating ramen as I read this .-.

That's not chinese... 这是汉语

Rames's japanese

有没有中国人？

You guys suck