Probably the greatest insult ever

whoa there my friend i think you need to speed up

WHoa there friend you might need to [verb] [direction].

Whoa there friend you might need to [elongate] [north-east]. ?

Woah there friend you might need to [name] [North West]
Because if we're gonna do cardinal directions might as well throw a Kanye joke in there too

wHoa there acquaintance that i consider to be close to me you should [insert action pertaining to movement in some way] [ a direction of some variety]

[Exclamation of surprise/disbelief] there, [being whom I hold to high respect and see positively] you possibly should consider [descriptive adjectives of some sort of movement in any and infinite directions] [descriptive adjective of increasing/decreasing speed] [direction including but not limited to:
• up
• down
• left
• right
• up and to the right
• up and to the left
• down and to the left
• down and to the right
or some variety of the aforementioned directions].

I win

hmmmmm give me some time and ill try to top you. one day, one day soon *fades into the shadows*